Gender Bender

Geezuss

2006-09-30T17:09:04Z

I fell into a hole and survived on my dead skin for sustenance?

insert clever subject here

2006-01-11T05:26:24Z

I start off my day by eating my own weight in fried gold. I high-five after sex. I am the father of every kid in this town. I wear a live rattlesnake as a condom. I sweat Gatorade and I once breast-fed a flamingo back to health. I quote Zoolander like it's the bible and 98% of my internal dialogue...
I need a woman to set me straight. Then I need to make a wife out of her. And then I need to tattoo loyal on my forehead. Or else I may forget.
This side of me only comes out after too much attention and not enough drug use. Anyone else feel like you have five alternate people living in your own head?

"We are all on drugs, yeah"

2005-12-16T22:30:06Z

Give me some of that stuff.
I had to look for this particular type of mushroom in China-town yesteday. This guy new this guy with this "good" stuff, right? Wrong. It ROCKED. I never expected it to cost so dirt cheap and be so potent. Kudos for market drug dealers and the crazy shroom trip I am still a feelin'.

You're a Depressed Drunk

You know that distinct taste of tears and vodka real well.

What Kind of Drunk Are You?

" she said she needed a break, a little time to think "

2005-11-30T20:10:43Z

I toasted some mouldy bread, picked off the moudly parts, butterred it and ate it. Love makes us to terrible things. And this is an undersatement. *angst* ..........Advice on "let me think about it for awhile"
Am I pissing in the wind folks? Anyone??

halloweeeeeen

2005-10-31T19:57:02Z

I'm gonna smoke up a storm, eat chocolate and drag my friends along with me to creep out high school girls.

If we are over taken by zombies mid-night, I hear they give out.

"Ole macdonald sittin' on a bench....."

2005-10-18T19:53:08Z

C'mon, you know the rest. I have only a few things to report. Today I woke up.
I went to sleep approx. fifty hours ago. "Is this natural?" I wondered.
Had this killer stomach pain. Ate a huge diner breakfast and feel like a new man.
And was dragged to see "fog", which isn't even friggen scary. But couldn't resist jumping at sounds.
I am lame and will probably gain ten pounds due to all the stress.

suddenly I wake up

2005-10-10T17:57:03Z

Those two results when you end a really messed dream. Suddenly you're awake and like "wtf" or you jerk like you just landed on your bed from thousand of feet above. Today I had that, with mysterious marks all over me. And these incessant whispers of my name, not just my real name...but something my evil dead uncle used to say. That dude was bad news.
I figured I was my own monster and had a scratch feast. But you always forget you can do those things so after seeing way too many exorcism flicks/novels I got all creeped and now I'm getting as high as i can trying to figure out if there's something in this room. This hot stoner girl I once dated who was all into witchy stuff, she always had a way of seeing those blurred lines I could merely feel; and "the easiest way to feel that shit out is to get a.)inebriated b.)high.
This morning I sortof saw a few. And the air doesn't feel like it should move this fast about me.
:p Yea being lame but it feels good

"you're just a three dressed up as a nine"

2005-10-02T20:13:16Z

Yea, so when things are sold cheap it may be a sign of cheap quality. Duh yes?
Thanks to my mother for refusing male influence after pa left, I never learned much about... Quality.
A sale at Woodward’s meant the electricity bill would be paid by her thirteenyearold (moi) shifts at a&w or the like.
For she used the 'sale' word as an excuse to go all Marilyn on me. Without the sugar daddy's or mr. kennedy.

Anyway, I bought cheap blades, I was picking up this one particular piece with the left one, and the whole damn thing broke off, burned my hand, and brought all these childhood non lessons into perspective. With some men its women, or cars or their john.
But I actually buy things that screw up too often. And with weed, it gets personal...

:(

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level	Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)	Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)	Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)	Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)	Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)	Very Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)	Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)	Low
Level 7 (Violent)	Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)	High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)	High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

And I'm not very bad apparentley.

:(

not so ordinary

2005-09-12T22:11:13Z

So I was "asked out". And there was no getting out of it. Shit shit.

lacedcoke @ 2005-08-25T12:07:00

2005-08-25T18:05:52Z

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

If c_nsequence and nexusappraiser were superheroes, which one would be the sidekick?: neither. they'd be superheroes of separate cities and know of each other barely. (like the x-men and spider man)
How did you meet loveyoumore_?: random, liked the interests
Is intimatedrownin's spoon too big?: not big enough
What historical figure does angelic_baybabe most remind you of?: she's like a female poe in the wrong century, a writter of great significance
What does stealthislivejo think of America's involvement in Iraq?: she's pretty, and probably pretty smart too..so i'd lean towards democratic views
Is jbutch hiding under your bed right now?: if only
What habit does dancing0nglass have that you think they should give up?: stalking, oh i don't know
Do you envy yumchum's job?: nope, too complicated sounding for my taste
Can andstuff do a headstand?: of course

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

longest post in history

2005-08-19T20:57:17Z

I'm back home, and bitter/enlightened/lonely. Yea. All over again.
I'll be searching for a particular Asian hooka piece for ages now I know it.
Why on vacation do we not buy items that we realize will regret not getting once? There is no hope in bloody hell that we can purchase it after. Gods.
All over again. I need a good dark space my face somewhat hidden. As I sit and get high and your phone doesn't call mine
All over again. The girl didn't like my dominance. I changed -she didn’t like the sensitivity. I changed -she didn’t like the passive. I showed her me. She didn’t like, I spat at her feet and wished her well. But don't get me wrong. I had fun.
Should go buy...cereal, Cherrio's.

You scored as Rocker, Mosher. Your A Rocker!

</td>

Rocker, Mosher

50%

Emo

50%

Goth

40%

Prepy

40%

Chav, Townie, Rude Boy, Ned, Kev

30%

Trendy

30%

Skater

20%

What Group Are You? Chav, Rocker, Skater, Emo, Goth, Trendy, Prepy E.c.t
created with QuizFarm.com

vacation

2005-07-09T19:18:30Z

NYC here i come!

toothie

2005-06-08T04:45:06Z

they knocked out my wisdom teeth
....professionally

*GASP*

it hurted

where's the point?

2005-02-11T22:56:32Z

"old man, look at my life.."

neil young. you understand..

Except? Accept?

2004-05-03T19:44:06Z

I am tired of the loud, fake, and ignorant.

just thinkin

2004-04-26T00:05:23Z

i wonder if every month is significant but it isn't until now that I’ve noticed.

thoughts

2004-04-25T01:08:53Z

milk: it tastes like chalk

girls: taste like un-chalky milk

tv: advertises milky girls

sex: my bum hurts

i wish i had money. i want milk.